indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
hungryhowie: saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
My grandfather trying to say tumblr.
aduhm: the seven continents according to my sister
theyellowbrickroad: what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea
ben-walker: I bet one day gravestones will be digital and you’ll be able to scroll through their twitter/tumblr/facebook to see what their life was like
bettyrizz: boy tummies (◡‿◡✿) boy butts (◕‿◕✿) boy legs ◕ ◡ ◕ boy lips (ノ゜ω゜)ノ boy hair (▰˘◡˘▰) boy chests ∩(︶▽︶)∩ boy arms (◠‿◠✿) boy everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
jizzkhalifa1: goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” Aww!
nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
doctorwho: okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
fugrats: read this if u wanna date me
imagineyuorotp: imagine yuor otp performing a passionate kazoo duet dedicated to each other