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volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

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Chat 2 Sep 1,541 notes at the bus stop
  • kid: what is that
  • me: what
  • kid: that
  • me: oh its iced coffee
  • kid: did the store sell it to you
  • me: yeah
  • kid: are you 18
  • me: what?
  • kid: you have to be 18 to buy coffee
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Brent McCormack

taur:

Brent McCormack

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Chat 2 Sep 40,448 notes Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
Video 2 Sep 251,051 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

This will never stop being funny.

Video 2 Sep 204,939 notes

beccabooface:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DYING

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Text 2 Sep 189,122 notes

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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Text 2 Sep 22,758 notes

incredibong:

when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless

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Video 2 Sep 599 notes

soild-sanek:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ …All hail The Almighty Loaf…ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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Video 2 Sep 80,329 notes

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

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Text 2 Sep 337,089 notes

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
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